Wednesday, December 30, 2009

A new kinda music video

I'll be gone from KORB on Vimeo.


A smooth music for your ears
and a smooth clip for your eyes

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Math talks


There are lots of funny shirts
I stole it here

Lets get groovie

Nissan Pathfinder



I love independence

Saturday, December 26, 2009

The girl reading a book in the café

you are totally showing off,
I don't believe that you actually even read the book.
Furthermore, I, myself, also read book in cafés but
I don't believe myself either

what a show-off

Friday, December 25, 2009

For those who speaks any language in the world


Mutlu yıllar!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Made me smile - Twins

A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty,ugly woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
-"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would f..k you twice."

Sunday, December 20, 2009

That book made me smile


Chris Craymer



He actually wrote the book of romance, a photography book and lots of great shoots
there are plenty of them here

buy if you can
and enjoy

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Daft Punk - Play - Play - Play


click on the picture and make that music ladies
work it harder
make it better
do it faster
makes us stronger

For your wood



you can buy both and McCain and Palin versions as well.
Enjoy Tiger's jingle
Here

Hip's


there once a guy, who had a similar sentence on his car's bumper
"My other car is Ferrari" and he had a Ferrari

This is from Jessica Kagan, the daughter of Vladimir Kagan

That's all folks


see you soon!
you'll see the white cat

Exponential descreasing function

when I become that nerd!

This place is so dead!





If you have a good taste, WATCH zombieland
I'm not saying this for only Emma Stone, who could also be a reason solely
This movie is in my Top 10 for whole time movies list
SonyPictures site

Holy!

Robot Scooter


What a weird shape? Why would I do that? It doesn't look even smaller

Old twin sisters unmarried


and won't be married for a long long time
I'll buy your first kittens

There is another world inside

Can you feel the tension?


and the carpet burn scars?
me too
Do you miss them?
me too

NYC spaghetti


well done

This is scary!

Another Cola Bottle


How many designs I saw, I'm not sure and I can't count
but I'm sure I never be disappointed by Coke Cola

Another problematic teenager is on the way


at least his parents had a good sense of humor
may be he will also

Zombie wears Prada


Oops sorry, vans

Dear god, please don't let the pin ups end


your dearest Kaan

Do the Batman twist


PG-18

How weird?


this image makes me stay in a belief that I could have love someone and actually see that scene with my bare eyes, even though my mind says it is just a photography, I still want to believe

It sounds naive and full of love but on the contrary it make me enjoy life less

After all, these exposures of mine to some conceptual love or fantasy makes me more materialistic each day

which leads me to love less the real world and things I can have in real life

still I can't decide what is different from a fantasy and reality

what is the difference seeing the picture and living it for real

it feels like that picture is inferior to reality but if not and I guess so, you can live infinite realities by not living a real reality

end of my brain's comments

my hormones:

Look at that legs, and the position of them! That suggests nudity! That's my area

Economics, with a style


starting from Adam Smith

Delusional

Studio Photography


it was a bliss
we should hang on to it

Let's discover the religions


on my view
shit remains the same
but
we realize it
sometimes

Romanian 101


all the basics you need
click to see a bit greater version

Bat house


if I had a tree in front of my house

Ozzie is back


Rock on!
I stole that photograph
Please don't sue me

I am a modern man


but animals behind me don't leave me be
yes I'm still a bit monkey inside and neanderthal

I <3 realism

Have it your way


clever bastards

Speechless


that's better for the relationship

Card work of the day



Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.


Oh honey pie my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
of your Hollywood song.


Oh honey pie you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong.


Honey pie, come back to me.


Please?

Dali


did I mention that he was mad
that's why we know him

Up! is going to be remaked


kiddin'
but that kid made me smile

From FB of Vulcan


Hello pretty

Attention all Turkish audience


this is not a translation of a popular oldie
this is stolen original from E.E. Cummings

World is never going to be same again!

A new cult poster for good old Mean Streets


of Scorsese's
Old one was good, this is even better

Make your home full of something


that's for in memoir of Mickey

I have some commitment issues but


that is love

Oral sex secrets revealed


And they say Men rule the world
a sack of fresh shit!

A little push


TrendLand Fav’ Marlones Horst photographed by Paul Empson for Black Magazine
Here for further

Pepper and Salt robots


buy here!
they are little bit expensive, but for god's sake
they are robots!

New covers for old folks


what's on Hitchcock's mind
minimal, basic but I'd love to have that