I'm on earth till apocalypse

but I know it is not going to be better anytime soon (or later)

Ever wanted to see how does your asian girlfriend looks in her 70s

curiosity killed the pussy
Believe me, I seen

Battery Low

you know when you need it

It's True

oops, one more down

It would be nice

seeing you on the streets
would lighten up my day

Best cover ever seen

wonder if they have shitty Toshiba size

Hard lessons!

have you ever stop watching a tennis game and watch the audience
it is pretty much like it
be bold and do original
(but also take that picture, i would)

Don't Stop!

Beat it dance @Istanbul
18th of October 09'
Don't rest in peace, come and dance with us

Celebrating 20th years of joy

playboy honored The Simpson's on September issue
it has been 20 years and show is still on
we already seen the opening scene form the Simpson's
for about 8 hours! (if you haven't seen a episode twice)
it is unbelievable!

Creative sheets

if she is below 18
it is a crime

Sincerely

and more others will
was expected
no regrets

I'm not a challenger

i know i will be waiting for things on my death bed
i am not used to give up, it is hard
instead i lie to myself
i create a world, where everything could exist in time
i love my worlds, and be my guest and be my guest in my worlds

This is serious guys!

you exist therefore I exist
and I am some part you
so don't be f*cking mad

Feminist call

Wanna be instant celeb?

there is a mathematics behind it

Just

you have nothing better to do

Follow the white rabbit

that is a photo shoot of a scene I unlikely to be able to see with my bare eyes
and as most of you

I'm fine, how are you?

thanks for asking

Andy

i don't give a shit to people and their rules,
i feel, i do
you can criticize and i will listen
but please don't make my life even harder
if you insist on art's definition,
I can call anything else,

Sing!

thats you feel it

If you have an apple

hopefully I'll bring my vinyl for those who has this great machine.
coming soon

You missed excitement too

I can see it from your eyes
I can feel it from your breath
I had phobia to high but that what we used to do

I want you

Oh my baby baby I love you more than I can tell
I dont think I can live without you
And I know that I never will
Oh my baby baby I want you so it scares me to death
I cant say anymore than I love you
Everything else is a waste of breath
I want you
Youve had your fun you dont get well no more
I want you
Your fingernails go dragging down the wall
Be careful darling you might fall
I want you
I woke up and one of us was crying
I want you
You said young man I do believe youre dying
I want you
If you need a second opinion as you seem to do these days
You can look in my eyes and you can count the ways
I want you
Did you mean to tell me but seem to forget
I want you
Since when were you so generous and inarticulate
I want you
Its the stupid details that my heart is breaking for
Its the way your shoulders shake and what theyre shaking for
Its knowing that he knows you now after only guessing
I want you
Its the thought of him undressing you or you undressing
I want you
He tossed some tatty compliment your way
I want you
And you were fool enough to love it when he said
I want you
I want you
The truth cant hurt you its just like the dark
It scares you witless
But in time you see things clear and stark
I want you
Go on and hurt me then well let it drop
I want you
Im afraid I wont know where to stop
I want you
Im not ashamed to say I cried for you
I want you
I want to know the things you did that we do too
I want you
I want to hear he pleases you more than I do
I want you
I might as well be useless for all it means to you
I want you
Did you call his name out as he held you down
I want you
Oh no my darling not with that clown
I want you
Youve had your fun you dont get well no more
I want you
No-one who wants you could want you more
I want you
Every night when I go off to bed and when I wake up
I want you
I want you
Im going to say it once again til I instill it
I know Im going to feel this way until you kill it
I want you
I want you

I always wanted but never find you

She licks and bits a lot (that is not a porn video)

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